I Did What Runza is Afraid to Do

November 28, 2022

It started off with Alex Hammake’s insistent and enthusiastic tweets about the lack of breakfast Runzas on the market. That sparked a class discussion in mid-September that then, in turn, caused the breakfast wheels in my head to start spinning. My family grew up eating and making bierocks, which are very similar to Runzas. Both are pocket sandwiches created with yeast dough, ground pork or hamburger, cabbage, onions, spices, and occasionally cheese. The fillings can change depending on type or preference. While my classmates were debating what exactly would go into a breakfast Runza, I texted my mom a question.

With an idea forming, I began to format a recipe and plan of my own. Putting aside all logistics and technicalities made by Bryce Grothman, I knew I would need time and help to make a breakfast Runza bierock happen.

I had never made a bierock on my own before. I wasn’t as worried with the filling as I was with getting the dough right. Yeast dough can be fickle, a key reason why I asked the expert for help: my mom. My mom is no stranger to yeast dough, and she graciously agreed to help with my breakfast endeavor.

We began by talking strategy. We needed to plan what we were going to fill the bierocks with before we could start execution. My mom took the dough out of the fridge to start the rising as we planned. Eggs and sausage were the obvious choice for the filling, but the eggs would need to be just barely set so they wouldn’t dry out once they were in the oven. The sausage would be seasoned with diced onion, green bell pepper, mushrooms, garlic powder, and my mom’s spice blend she uses for her breakfast patties.

I started to brown the sausage, onion, mushrooms, and peppers together while my mom worked on rolling out the dough to the correct consistency and size. Once the sausage was cooked and drained of excess grease, I started the slow scramble of my eggs. After they reached a mostly solidified state while still being just shy of completely cooked, I took the eggs off the stove to begin the filling stage.

Mom and I decided to go for a small test batch; we had enough dough for just nine bierocks. We initially planned to add cheese to five of them, but ultimately decided to omit the cheese for this batch – these bad boys were to be completely dairy-free. The eggs were placed on the dough first with the sausage mixture to follow. The edges of the dough needed to be brought together gently so the dough wouldn’t tear, then we began pinching to create the seal. We gently placed the filled rolls on silicon-lined baking sheets, brushed the rolls in vegan butter, and set them in the preheated oven.

During the time in which the bierocks were in the oven, my mom and I discussed the different breakfast varieties these could have. Spicy breakfast sausage with different peppers, veggie lovers, smoked ham or bacon instead of sausage, and incorporating hashbrowns into the bierock itself. There was no end to the number of options we were coming up with.

The whole house smelled of baked bread, a good sign the bierocks were almost done. After letting them get golden brown, I took the pans out to cool. We waited several agonizing minutes for them to cool, then dove in.

The bread was soft and pillowy. The eggs were fully cooked, but not dry or rubbery. The peppers and onions flavored the whole mixture while not overpowering the sausage and egg. Mom and I were patting ourselves on the back between bites for how well our breakfast bierocks turned out. Even my dad, who adds cheese and additional seasonings to all of his breakfast sandwiches and burritos, had no critiques.

The breakfast bierocks were a success, even though we lacked the hashbrowns to go alongside them (sorry Alex). My mom and I tackled one of the hurdles Bryce shared in his article, creating a recipe with instructions. If Runza is willing to enquire, we’re willing to share.

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4 Comments

  1. Bryce Grothman

    You’ve tackled 1 of like three major hurdles. Creating the recipe is easy (and honestly one I’m going to try out myself.) The real challenge is getting Runza to open earlier, have employees go in earlier, and have Runza employ more people. Great post!

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  2. alexhammeke

    My family is now interested. My mom had one question however. Was there any special recipe for the dough?

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  3. Mallory Bruning

    I may be biased because I loveee runzas, but this has been one of my favorite posts of yours. The first picture really captured my attention because of how soft and flakey it looked, and I could imagine what it would taste like. Your introduction of how you came to this recipe is also really lighthearted and fun, especially the scene you create of cooking with your mom. The pictures that follow the process are also perfectly paced with the steps and keeps your story visually interesting. I may start with a normal bierock since I’ve never even tried one before, but I’m definitely jotting this recipe down.

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  4. Shelby Berglund

    I really enjoyed this blog! I love that you had lots of pictures of the process of making the breakfast runzas. I’m not a huge of the runzas, but these breakfast ones definitely peak my interest. I also really liked that you had detailed steps on how you and your mom made them.

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